In Which I Surrender and Enable Dashboard Replies

I was holding out, hoping that someday the Masters of Tumblr Development would conquer the problem of replying to dashboard replies, but I have abandoned this hope, and enabled replies. 

Comments that cannot be compressed to 250 characters (or less!) can still be submitted using DISQUS through the main site, or by email to the address in the FatChance masthead. These methods of communication are still my preference, in the same way I still prefer the warmth of a human voice on the phone to a text message, or a handwritten letter in the box with a proper stamp to email. But who am I to stand in the way of so-called “progress?” Dang you young whippersnappers and your youthful innovations. Dang you to heck.

Being an in-for-a-penny-etc.-etc. kind of guy, I have also enabled the ask function for dashboard visitors, though I tremble to do so. Ask away. Please be nice.